Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Look-Alike Service

Okay Satin Strangler fans. We’ve got the recipe for a once-in-a-lifetime bachelor bash. Who needs to go to Las Vegas now? Just make a call to the Destiny Blande Look-Alike Service and let them take care of the rest. Here’s their ad:

Looking for a once in a lifetime job? Want to find a truly unique career opportunity? Want to make hundreds of dollars in your spare time?

Destiny Blande Look-Alike Service is searching for young, talented, beautiful women. An exact match is not necessary. Come in with what you’ve got, and we will do the rest. With our makeup, hairstyling, and costumes, you can become somebody’s Destiny.

Destiny Blande look-alikes are the highlight of any event, whether it’s a birthday, an anniversary, or a bachelor party.

Imagine the look on the groom’s face when he realizes you are his Destiny. Tie him up or tie him down. Tease him by twirling your satin stockings around his neck. With a little improvisation, you’ll take his breath away.

We provide unmatched starting salaries with full medical and dental benefits, and think of all the money you’ll make on tips. Please visit our offices in New York, Philadelphia, or Atlantic City, or our home office in Sea View to apply today.

Destiny Blande Look-Alike Service is an equal opportunity employer.

C’mon, ladies. We know that deep down you want to be Destiny Blande. There is a rising need for this service out there. I only regret that I didn’t think of starting this business. The customers are lining up. Go for it. You’ll love this one if you’re really Crazy 4 Crazies.


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